“Hitler Going to the Zoo”?

There you go, a picture of Hitler at the zoo. Weird, huh?

We begin with the search term that was good enough to become the title of this post.  Seriously, I mention going to the zoo twice and all of a sudden I get THREE hits from people searching the term:

hitler going to the zoo

This of course made me curious.  Are there three people out there who are really interested in seeing Hitler take a brisk yet leisurely walk through a zoo somewhere in Germany?  How odd.

im a big guy and i want to make sex more

Sorry, I can’t help you with that.  However, I can help with your syntax and grammar.  Why not try this search term next time, “I am a full-bodied corpulent man interested in finding a woman with whom I might engage in various acts of fornication and obtain a high degree of carnal knowledge of her female form.”  Hey, at least it sounds more sophisticated and less..uh..cavemanish.

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So, what exactly are you looking for?

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What does the mathematical symbol pi have to do with getting rid of man boobs?  Perhaps you could measure the diameter of your man boobs using pi, but otherwise I see no real application.

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I didn’t know there was someone out there who actually managed funny acronyms.  Do you think they will be mad about my free-market unregulated and rarely managed Funny Acronym Tuesdays?

wall-e obesity support group

It looks like the fat acceptance folks have WALL-E doing penance by running an obesity support group.  Poor guy.

Now, how about we have some fun with punctuation:

guys, want sex to help me to loose weight.

guys want sex, to help me to loose weight.

guys want sex to help me to loose weight!

Woo….glad that is over.

pictures of fat men in tight shirts

Why?  Some people have such weird fetishes.

how to get the press to recognize my blo

First, what exactly is your blo?  Second, why do you want the press to recognize it?

before after sex pictures

When will you guys learn I don’t have those here!

total transformation scam

Nope, this is a totally honest site.  No scam here.  BTW, want to buy some diet pills?

sex in the gym

I will same this one last time.  This is NOT a good idea!

sex on exercise equipment

Heck, this is a WORSE idea than the one preceding it.

before after diet gay pictures

Is the diet happy?  Does it have an attraction to other diets with similar sexual organs?  Or is it the pictures that you want to be gay?  Should the people be smiling or should they be in drag?  So many possible meaning to such a simple yet confusing search term.

gorilla transformation

Transforming into what?

how to be better on top for women sex

Um….that seems like a good place to stop.