Archive for the ‘personality’ Category

Take a chance. Who would have thought 15 years ago that J.K. Rowling would be so fabulously famous and rich? Not even J.K. Rowling I bet.

I got to thinking about this when I went through some old boxes last month. In one box I found one complete opera and one half way finished opera I wrote when I was 17 (maybe 18). I no longer have the compilation disk of classical music I used- since I can’t compose music worth a darn. But the characters and their words came back to life in my mind the moment I opened the somewhat yellowed pages of the old notebook where I recorded these little experiments in lyrics.

In another box I found a series 17 sonnets I wrote when I was in my freshman year of college. Sadly, the middle sonnets [7, 8, and 9] were missing. But reading through them I was amazed at how optimistic, idealistic, and verbose I was back then.

In yet another box I found my handwritten notes about operas I wanted to put together, with story lines and characters. I found my notes on books I wanted to write back when I was 19. One book was about a major revolution in the U.S. led by a Cuban-American Senator and a young idealist- whose death at the gallows inspired an apathetic populace. Another was a Swiftian satire about a young scholar who travels through different nations recording their history and his experiences with the local government. I remember writing one about his experiences in a socialist state, but sadly, I can’t find it anywhere.

The last was a book based on an old Spanish folk tale about a beautiful young woman who lived in a large glass enclosure inside an old bar. Two rich young men come to court her, and pay the barkeep large sums of money in order to visit with her. Can you guess what happens next? Well go ahead and guess before you click on the page break.


I got my first hit on a search for “Beyonce’s Breasts” just one day after I completed my post on comment spam.  Actually, it wasn’t one hit but three. Ever since I posted it three days ago I have received at least three hits per day for that search term.  Creepy.  Even worse, I got a hit for the term “beyonce’s crotch.”  Okay, that is even worse.

Well if you are still reading Beyonce’s breasts searcher, I hope you enjoyed the site.

In other weird search terms news.  I got FIVE hits for the term “fatty guy.”  Gee thanks Google.

30 second spartan workout

This guy missed the point


Chris Benoit Death Video

Nothing like a good old fashioned perverse interest in finding the latest video of someone offing them self and their family.

fat, skinny hands, big head

Fat + skinny hands + big head = my condolences.

fat guy at beach

Where? I didn’t know anyone actively looked for a “fat guy at the beach.” Either someone has a weird fetish or they are looking for someone enduring similar circumstances. If it is the latter, I sincerely hope they aren’t looking for tips on how to wear a Speedo.

boobs are to my waist

Sounds like an interesting problem. I hear a bra can solve that- at least when worn.

hannibal lector personality analysis

Do you like to eat brains?

Grocery stores that carry Nilla Wafers

Might have been easier to find stores that don’t carry Nilla Wafers.

usa publications mothers catfight

Cat-fight? Sorry, my ears perked up. Must be a guy thing. This does appear to be a exceedingly random combination of search terms.

no legged push ups

If you can levitate why do you even need to do push-ups?


Don’t look at me!

fat guys eating

Another weird fetish or, well, I don’t know what else this could be.

twelve second challenge, work out

Sounds like the most efficient workout EVER!

before after 13 year old man boobs

Gosh, this must be crazy creepy fetish week on search engines. But don’t bother looking here for such since my man boobs didn’t come into being until I was 24- well over 13 years old. Gosh, something about this one is especially creepy.

I find it useful to retake these tests every now and again. I found a good (and free) test over at The results? I am a “mastermind.” Sounds nice, doesn’t it? Here is the description of a Mastermind…