“Hitler Going to the Zoo”?

Posted: July 24, 2008 in creative writing, entertainment, first amendment, Funny, Funny Acronym Tuesday, History, humor, laugh, weight
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Yup, here it is, Hitler at a zoo standing in front of an animal\'s cage.  Which animal?  I don\'t know.  But there you go, just for the three of you who searched for it.

There you go, a picture of Hitler at the zoo. Weird, huh?

We begin with the search term that was good enough to become the title of this post.  Seriously, I mention going to the zoo twice and all of a sudden I get THREE hits from people searching the term:

hitler going to the zoo

This of course made me curious.  Are there three people out there who are really interested in seeing Hitler take a brisk yet leisurely walk through a zoo somewhere in Germany?  How odd.

im a big guy and i want to make sex more

Sorry, I can’t help you with that.  However, I can help with your syntax and grammar.  Why not try this search term next time, “I am a full-bodied corpulent man interested in finding a woman with whom I might engage in various acts of fornication and obtain a high degree of carnal knowledge of her female form.”  Hey, at least it sounds more sophisticated and less..uh..cavemanish.

kinky christian in relationship

So, what exactly are you looking for?

get rid of man boobs before and after pi

What does the mathematical symbol pi have to do with getting rid of man boobs?  Perhaps you could measure the diameter of your man boobs using pi, but otherwise I see no real application.

funny acronyms management

I didn’t know there was someone out there who actually managed funny acronyms.  Do you think they will be mad about my free-market unregulated and rarely managed Funny Acronym Tuesdays?

wall-e obesity support group

It looks like the fat acceptance folks have WALL-E doing penance by running an obesity support group.  Poor guy.

Now, how about we have some fun with punctuation:

guys, want sex to help me to loose weight.

guys want sex, to help me to loose weight.

guys want sex to help me to loose weight!

Woo….glad that is over.

pictures of fat men in tight shirts

Why?  Some people have such weird fetishes.

how to get the press to recognize my blo

First, what exactly is your blo?  Second, why do you want the press to recognize it?

before after sex pictures

When will you guys learn I don’t have those here!

total transformation scam

Nope, this is a totally honest site.  No scam here.  BTW, want to buy some diet pills?

sex in the gym

I will same this one last time.  This is NOT a good idea!

sex on exercise equipment

Heck, this is a WORSE idea than the one preceding it.

before after diet gay pictures

Is the diet happy?  Does it have an attraction to other diets with similar sexual organs?  Or is it the pictures that you want to be gay?  Should the people be smiling or should they be in drag?  So many possible meaning to such a simple yet confusing search term.

gorilla transformation

Transforming into what?

how to be better on top for women sex

Um….that seems like a good place to stop.

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Comments
  1. thatdengfilipino says:

    HAHA! That’s hilarious. Weird, but–nevertheless–funny. It’s crazy how people get all these ideas by simply looking at a site.

  2. Randy says:

    So how DO you find these search terms? It makes me wonder what people are using to find me.

    Maybe I’d rather not know.

  3. iameatingtolive says:

    ‘wall-e obesity support group’

    LOL that has to be my favorite

    do real people actually search for these things?! or is just some kind of spam generator?

    either way thats all really hilarious, thanks for the morning laugh! 🙂

  4. “So how DO you find these search terms? It makes me wonder what people are using to find me.

    WordPress puts them all on a neat little stats page.

    EatingtoLive: Glad I could give you a good laugh. It is healthy to laugh you know.

  5. Wow. That’s hilarious. And I heart grammar.

    A few weeks ago we posted about Carmen Electra’s latest cario strip tease exercise DVD. So many people looking for her stripping…I’m sure they were all disappointed to see an exercise DVD review.

  6. Tiffany says:

    Omg!! People are crazy! I am loving the man boobs one.

    Yeah I am not excited to see how people are coming across to my site…I have viewed my search results but none have been..crazy!

  7. Teresa says:

    My favorites for today:

    How crystal meth was developed and for what purpose did Adolph hitler use meth

    and

    Teen God.biz

  8. Wait, so when did you post about crystal meth?

  9. Teresa says:

    I just put up some photos of my oldest son and his trip to China on my website. I’ve never put up pictures of a minor child on my blog before, and never used my son’s real name before, but there is a first time for everything.

    Just remember, he’s a sleep-deprived teenager in 115 degree weather, so if he looks a little rough, that’s why! 🙂

    http://www.anomalousdata.com

  10. Heather says:

    Oh my goodness! Those are HILARIOUS! OK….You must share….

    How do you find this out?????

  11. Well Heather, if you had a WordPress blog, WordPress places them on the “blog stats” page on your dashboard. Yet another reason to drop Blogspot and get a WordPress account.

  12. healthyhollywood says:

    LOL! This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read!! Now, if I could just get together a post about Hitler doing meth while at the zoo watching Carmen Electra strip I would be in business!! Cha ching!! 😉

  13. ahmeen says:

    Seriously…I always love when you do these.

    p.s…..google webmaster can show us blogspot nerds the search terms as well. 😉

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