Well I will get to the stupidity last, first let us dispense with the information and maps.
It wasn’t a very promising morning. For the first two to three hours of the day I was wedded to my toilet- if you know what I mean. But after some Imodium and a serving of Pepto-Bismol I finally got my inner-rumbling in order and was able to walk around the house. Unfortunately, my prime window for running between 8 and 9:30 a.m. had passed. It was already 10 a.m. before I even got my stuff together and stepped out of the house. Thanks to the late start is was already 90 (according to weather.com “feels like 95”) degrees. It was a good thing that I left my shirt behind. It was a good chance to work on my tan.
Keep the above information in mind, because it plays a large role in the events that would define my stupidity. (more…)