The problem with running is really quite simple, the mind wants to give in before the body. (more…)
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Tags: agony, pain, run, runner's high, running
Tags: cardio, doofus, dumb, Funny, laugh, run, running, stupid, stupidity
Well I will get to the stupidity last, first let us dispense with the information and maps.
It wasn’t a very promising morning. For the first two to three hours of the day I was wedded to my toilet- if you know what I mean. But after some Imodium and a serving of Pepto-Bismol I finally got my inner-rumbling in order and was able to walk around the house. Unfortunately, my prime window for running between 8 and 9:30 a.m. had passed. It was already 10 a.m. before I even got my stuff together and stepped out of the house. Thanks to the late start is was already 90 (according to weather.com “feels like 95”) degrees. It was a good thing that I left my shirt behind. It was a good chance to work on my tan.
Keep the above information in mind, because it plays a large role in the events that would define my stupidity. (more…)
Tags: cardio, cardio split, embarassing, Funny, funny story, run, runner, running, turtle, workout
It was a great day! The A.M. session went well- aside from one funny incident I neglected to share earlier. The funny incident? As I was sprinting I was not looking at the ground, and as a result I almost stepped on a tortuga (Spanish for turtle). I noticed him (or her) when my foot was about 5 inches from hitting him square on his shell. I saw him just in time to push my foot backward. Unfortunately the repositioning of my foot propelled my upper body forward and I stumbled for several feet- darn near wiping out on my face- before I recovered my balance. It was worth it though. I didn’t want it on my conscience that I split the poor little guy’s shell. (more…)
Well today was the start of my (insert large number here) Two Week Total Transformation Challenge [I really should trademark that]. So last night I sat and thought about how to make this two weeks different from the more than a dozen challenges that preceded it. The answer…
Despite going to bed at 172.6 lbs a good 15 minute run this morning landed me on the scale at 168.8 lbs. Not only was the weight good, but the run was excellent.
The problem with running is that when you fall off the horse it takes SO LONG to get back on again. For weeks (sometimes months) running can be a chore that hurts your feet, ankles, shins, knees, and lungs. Your stride can feel odd; twenty minute miles leave you feeling ashamed; and you would rather be ANYWHERE doing ANYTHING else, other than running.
But then comes a day like today. Your feet hit the pavement like pistons, firing exactly as programmed. Yeah your sucking air pretty hard BUT your lungs don’t hurt. For that matter, neither do your feet, ankles, shins, or knees. For that firs time you actually enjoy running.