Archive for the ‘cat fight’ Category

Taking a trip through your Askimet spam folder is like taking a jaunt through the red light district of freakiness. I certainly don’t recommend it for the faint of heart or strict of morals. But if you do cruise your Askimet folder, you will never fail to find something shocking or disgusting. The world apparently has no shortage of nasty fetishes and weirdos willing to spam my (and your blog) with links.

These strange comments range from the mundane celebrity nudity claims [Beyonce’s Breasts, Lohan’s Crotch, etc.] to the especially freaky and downright contemptible and disgusting [pre-teen girls, pee drinking] and other things that send shivers of revulsion down your spine.

But one particular comment stands out. I received this comment about a month ago. [I have removed the offensive material]


Chris Benoit Death Video

Nothing like a good old fashioned perverse interest in finding the latest video of someone offing them self and their family.

fat, skinny hands, big head

Fat + skinny hands + big head = my condolences.

fat guy at beach

Where? I didn’t know anyone actively looked for a “fat guy at the beach.” Either someone has a weird fetish or they are looking for someone enduring similar circumstances. If it is the latter, I sincerely hope they aren’t looking for tips on how to wear a Speedo.

boobs are to my waist

Sounds like an interesting problem. I hear a bra can solve that- at least when worn.

hannibal lector personality analysis

Do you like to eat brains?

Grocery stores that carry Nilla Wafers

Might have been easier to find stores that don’t carry Nilla Wafers.

usa publications mothers catfight

Cat-fight? Sorry, my ears perked up. Must be a guy thing. This does appear to be a exceedingly random combination of search terms.

no legged push ups

If you can levitate why do you even need to do push-ups?


Don’t look at me!

fat guys eating

Another weird fetish or, well, I don’t know what else this could be.

twelve second challenge, work out

Sounds like the most efficient workout EVER!

before after 13 year old man boobs

Gosh, this must be crazy creepy fetish week on search engines. But don’t bother looking here for such since my man boobs didn’t come into being until I was 24- well over 13 years old. Gosh, something about this one is especially creepy.

The Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselback political argument reminded me of another high-minded and intellectual political sparring match. Sit back and enjoy this deep and insightful discussion of terrorism.