1. Read 30 – 45 minutes a day of Spanish.
2. Work on grammar books.
3. Read 30 books for reading list and class.
So you want one of those sexy well folded and crinkled brains? You know that ladies find the gray matter between your ears irresistible? And ladies, you know there is nothing hotter than a woman with a well developed cerebellum. As I used to say, when it comes to an intellectual woman I medulla oblon-GOTTA get to know her!
Well since I am no longer single that kind of reasoning doesn’t have much effect on me. But that is fine since I was long ago convinced of the need for a well-developed brain. Sadly that realization came after I wasted my freshman and sophomore years of college far more interested in learning how to meet women (something I was quite successful at) than in the general acquisition of knowledge. However, thanks to a wonderful public speaking professor and the threat of academic suspension (not to mention the loss of financial aid) I got my act together and went from a less than sterling 2.3 g.p.a. to a 3.7 g.p.a. in one semester.
Aside: If only there were as big a market for brain growth pills as for erection enhancers- both would be equally useless, but at least I wouldn’t be so pessimistic about humanity. (more…)