This is yet another in series of humorous and odd conversations with my daughter during our nightly bath time. Well at least the nights when I don’t come up with an excuse to avoid slipping on my swim trunks and getting in the tub.
Sasha: Daddy, can we have bubbles in the tub?
Me: Okay. (pours bubble bath in)
Sasha: Can I put some bubbles in your hair
Me: No honey, I don’t want to wash my hair tonight.
Sasha: Okay, can I put some on your chest?
Sasha: <screams> MOMMY, COME HERE AND SEE. DADDY HAS BOOBIES!
Allison: Daddy has what?
Sasha: Boobies. Daddy has Boobies!
Me: It’s just soap honey.
And that’s the story of how I almost had boobies.