It has been about three months since I last posted a bunch of the crazy, weird, and perverted search terms people used to find my humble blog. So here is a fresh batch to fulfill your desire for the oddities of the internet.
top 5 reasons why a woman marries a guy
Is this going to be like Letterman? I really hope they are funny. Oh wait, you expected me to provide them. Sorry, I don’t do requests.
internet sex scams
Isn’t internet sex itself a scam?
gym is better than sex
You really need to change your priorities dude. Seriously! There is no piece of equipment in the gym that even comes close to….well I think deep down inside you know.
condom brand size chart
Got a long weekend planned? Sorry that the only thing I have for you is a story about some condom thieves.
is sex good for 55
55 what? 55 nuns? Then the answer is no.
WHAT? Are these words or just random sounds?
mr. chew’s asian beavers porno pictures
What could I have ever written in this blog that could have somehow been in anyway related to this search term?
al sharpton losing weight
I hadn’t noticed. Thank the Lord he has ditched the tracksuits and medallions, but I don’t know about the weight.
how good it is to have sex
Umm…it is something you have to experience for yourself- within the bounds of marriage of course.
gay weight gain blog
So many questions. Is this person seeking a blog that claims weight gain is “gay” (i.e. lame)? Or is this a blog about a gay man intentionally trying to gain weight?
fat guy’s torso
Why limit yourself to just the torso? Why not see the whole body in all its rotund glory?
And now two of the WORST and MOST DISGUSTING search term ever to lead anyone to this blog- with a slightly less disturbing term thrown in. These terms are so gross that I am going to replace a letter or two with an * so they hopefully won’t lead here again.
exercised little g*rl sex with anim*ls
farm anim*les & g*rles
It is really disturbing to know that there is someone out there who gets aroused thinking of little children exercising and s*xually cov*rting with anim*ls. Perhaps my already fairly cynical view of human nature wasn’t quite cynical enough?!