Let’s start off with a bang. This morning I woke up early to check for e-mails from my students only to find this in my inbox
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I opened the email only to find one line of text which read, “Asain cuite tkaing her clotehs off.” Totally false advertising, but at least they spelled two out of ten words right.
Then I found the following comment in my spam folder:
Life begins at conception, at birth
Nothing wrong with that, right (aside from the obvious contradiction)? Well, that’s what I thought until I saw the homepage listed with the comment- gayblinddatesex…. Do people really respond to this kind of comment spam?
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I can’t decide if this search term is about cooking implements having sex with animals or human females engaging in fornication with barnyard animals. While either way is gross, at least the first way lets you have a hamburger after.
hillary clinton in prophecy
I always thought the anti-Christ would be male…HA!
Murder, Suicide, Texas, Law School, grad
Are these just random words or did I miss some kind of news story with all these aspects included?
This just might be the nastiest search term ever. Ewwww!
weight loss gay
Do gay people lose weight differently from straight people?
John Edwards shirtless
I guess the girls over at Wonkette.com must be on Google again.
Um, how did you end up here?
Is this different from straight fat? Maybe it is a little more colorful?
old gay mens
Well one out of three ain’t bad. Well not even one because I am a man, not a “mens.”
“total transformation” is crap
With all due respect sir, I disagree, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
4 armed 4 legged girl
I bet she is twice as handy and twice as fast!
John the Baptist muscle
Must be all the locust protein. Although I would imagine that the animal hides are quite chaffing.