A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. He sits down at the nearest stool and orders a rum and coke. After he orders a few more drinks the bartender finally breaks his silence and asks the pirate, “Hey buddy, I ain’t one to pry, but ever since you’ve come in here I’ve been wondering something. Hope you don’t mind me askin’, but I gotta know, why is that steering wheel sticking out of your pants?”
The pirate picked up his drink, took a swig, and said with a growl…. (wait for it)….
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“Argghhh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
So is it chafing his privates or does it actually play some role in maneuvering his reproductive organs? You decide!