A Pirate Joke…

Posted: December 2, 2007 in blogging, Funny, joke, laugh

A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.  He sits down at the nearest stool and orders a rum and coke.  After he orders a few more drinks the bartender finally breaks his silence and asks the pirate, “Hey buddy, I ain’t one to pry, but ever since you’ve come in here I’ve been wondering something.  Hope you don’t mind me askin’, but I gotta know, why is that steering wheel sticking out of your pants?”

The pirate picked up his drink, took a swig, and said with a growl…. (wait for it)….

Click below to find out the punchline….

“Argghhh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

So is it chafing his privates or does it actually play some role in maneuvering his reproductive organs?  You decide!

  1. The former. Nothing has ever manevured, controlled, or otherwise directed a man’s reproductive organs (esp. his brain). 😉


  2. Ouch! You have besmirched my gender.

  3. J A says:

    Certainly, it is more socially acceptable, in public, to adjust a steering wheel for comfort than manual adjustment. It could even become fashionable, like wearing baggy pants around your knees.

    “That man with the wheel is SOOO HOT!”

  4. J A makes some excellent points. This could be the answer to the socially tricky problem of adjusting one’s bait and tackle. As of now it is only socially acceptable for baseball players to do such, and even then only during a game.

  5. Good one!

    Did you hear the one about Rachel Welch and the Pope?


    p.s. Sienfeld Joke.

  6. Those aren’t bouies!!! HA! I so can’t spell that last word.

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