Warning: The rest of this post does contain some sexual subjects.
Today’s entry in what will become a new weekly post entitled “Creepy Stuff in my Spam Filter,” comes to us from a spammer named bedIrrerb. What that means? I have no clue.
So without further adieu let us look at the weird, odd, and plain ol’ disgusting stuff he tried to post as a comment on my blog.
animal abuse video
Okay, this is pretty run of the mill weird stuff here.
vacation wife swap
I thought a vacation would be getting away from your wife, not just letting someone else’s wife tag along. Way to exchange on problem for another. No offense to my wife. Sorry honey.
used child book
I didn’t know there was a big after-market childrens book buying crowd that sought blog comment opportunities to purchase said reading material.
i like big butt lyric
Ah, how I miss the mid 90s.
ny car insurance quote
We interrupt your varied and pointless ads for pornography to bring you this ad for New York car insurance. Please enjoy.
bjs wholesale club philadelphia pa
I found this between ads for an*l porn and some kind of promise of nude pics of Britney Spears.
free hot man naked
Is said man free, as in liberated? Or is said man free to anyone willing to take him? Furthermore is he hot as in attractive or does he live in an arid climate? So many questions.
carmen luvana free
I don’t even know who she is, but if she’s free I’ll take 12!
biggest loser matt
No, I think the title of biggest loser goes to whoever posts this kind of ridiculous spam. Seriously, does anyone follow these links?
free big butt
Okay, I could use one of these, but I have already taken a dozen free carmen luvanas. Anyone want to adopt a carmen luvana? Free to a good home. I just have to make room for some of these free big butts.
shit on a shingle
Would this link to a picture of feces on an actual shingle?
queer as folk song
Sorry can’t help you. But if you go several ads down there is an ad for gay “bear” love. Maybe that will help you?!
break crazy girl gone spring wild
Syntax good not so?!
2 cheetah cinderella girl lyric
I find this truly offensive. Someone actually listens to the Cheetah girls. DISGUSTING!
quiz your friends
Okay. What is the lamest internet spam you ever received?
christmas recipe watcher weight
How many calories does clicking on the links to multiple pornographic websites burn. Not many. So you want want to avoid this weight loss plan.
Further reason I am glad I don’t partake in the porn culture. YUCK!
benjamin fart franklin in never proudly read school writings
Um, yeah. I will just go ahead and close on that note.