Losing Faith in the Internet….

Posted: August 22, 2007 in beyonce, blogging, Blogs, celebrities, humor, joke, laugh, News, sarcasm, spam

Wouldn’t you know it, my top rated post today is none other than my classic, “Beyonce’s Breasts and Beyond” post from last month that poked fun at internet comment spammers.  Not only was this my most popular post today, but most of those who read it reached the post through a direct search for the terms “Beyonce’s breasts,” “Beyonce Breasts,” “Beyonce + Breast,” or some other variations on the theme.  How many people found my blog using those search terms today?  Let’s just say more than 3 dozen.

This all leaves me with one very important question.  Is there something going on with Beyonce’s breasts that I should know about?  I guess I just might have to Google the same search terms to find out.   HA!  Luckily, I have too little free time to spend in such pursuits, so I will leave the Googling of Beyonce’s chest to trained internet professionals.

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Comments
  1. Timothy says:

    Hhm???
    Interesting…

  2. Michelle says:

    What a bunch of perverts…

  3. arclightzero says:

    You think that’s bad? You know the little part of the dashboard that tells you what people searched for to get to your blog? I regularly have people looking for immigrant child porn that somehow find themselves on my site. They always end up on my illegal immigrant stories… But I don’t understand how a search for “illegal mexican underage sex” leads to my blog.

    That and the #1 outgoing click on my blog by at least ten-fold is the link to Pin-Ups for Vets; presumably because it is a picture of one of the girls.

    Bah, pervs!

  4. ArcLight, that is hilarious and sad at the same time.

  5. hiddenart says:

    I know what you’re up to. You’re just trying to get more traffic to your blog by mentioning those breasts again. We’re on to you now. =)
    amanda

  6. arclightzero says:

    So you never did tell us if there is something new going on with her breasts. I’m curious as to if there’s something new, or just a random surge of perverts (which strangely seems to happen once in a while).

    I wonder if pervs are on some sort of cycle? I have noticed they come in waves. Never just one or two here or there. It will be like none and then all of the sudden dozens!

  7. titus2woman says:

    Doesn’t the Bible say the minds of men are wicked continually. LOL! (((((HUGS))))) sandi

  8. “So you never did tell us if there is something new going on with her breasts. I’m curious as to if there’s something new, or just a random surge of perverts (which strangely seems to happen once in a while).”

    That is my question. I almost always get one or two hits for the term, but over three dozen- that has never happened before.

  9. Fang says:

    Hey J. I am going to get my blog up and tunning again. I had some spiritual issues I needed to attend to and I have sorted them out. I am still reading yours and if I haven’t left any comments it because well I as I said I have had some stuff i had to deal with. peace and gods love. xo. Fang.

  10. “I had some spiritual issues I needed to attend to and I have sorted them out.”

    Fang, I thought you were an atheist?

  11. Fang says:

    I am an atheist. But as atheists we still have spiritual issues to deal with on occasion. We still quest for understanding and meaning in life in the universe. However, it does not lie in religion for me. I can’t disprove god, I just don’t believe in it in a religious sense.

  12. pohlse says:

    You aren’t the only one losing faith in the internet…I get more and more depressed every time I try even the simple search.

  13. DulceDiana says:

    What else did you really expect?

  14. cavmom says:

    I often check to see what searches people use when they stumble on my blog. I have had several that were looking for “Dirty Mom Pictures”

    I had to log out and bathe. 🙂

    BTW Beyonce exposed herself accidently (they claim) on stage.

  15. “BTW Beyonce exposed herself accidently (they claim) on stage.”

    Thanks. My wife tipped me off two days ago. Apparently, for some people, this is a must see kind of thing.

  16. cavmom says:

    It would be funny if were not so sad. Do we blame it on curiosity or plain perversion?

  17. “It would be funny if were not so sad. Do we blame it on curiosity or plain perversion?”

    As with all things, I think it can be linked to Seinfeld. For you see when the great guru Jerry- praise be to his name- was asked “At what point has sex taken place.” He responded. “When the nipple makes its appearance.”

    Therefore, I believe that many of these folks think that if they can catch even a brief glimpse of Beyonce’s [insert word for you know whats here (and yes I know I already used the word)] maybe they can claim vicarious intimate relations? That is just a wild guess though.

  18. cavmom says:

    Or, it is just a case of FREE CELEBRITY PORN compliments of the internet?

  19. “Or, it is just a case of FREE CELEBRITY PORN compliments of the internet?”

    Oh, there is no such thing as “free” celebrity porn. There is always a catch. I learned the from my search for

    +Velma +”Scooby Due” +”naked pics.”
    [All searches for porn inevitably include spelling errors, I think it is some kind of requirement.]

    One horrible hard drive (no pun intended) crash later and two computer virus infections, I can attest to that.

    [The above comment is made entirely in jest.]

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