WARNING: This is a bit bawdy.
I am not promising they will work, but all are excellent examples of Christian pick-up lines.
1. Are you married? [She replies "No."] Good, because if you were what I’m thinking would be a violation of the tenth commandment.
2. In the mood for a good foot washing?
3. Want [...]
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